SPECIAL REPORT: Cartoon Riots Caused by Looney Tunes, Not Koran
Scouring the news like no one else’s business, Scott Ott delivers this special report:
(2006-02-07)  A spokesman for the Children’s Television Workshop (CTW), producers of Sesame Street, today said that global riots in response to Danish editorial cartoons connecting the prophet Mohammad with terrorism have nothing to do with the teachings of Islam, but are the “natural legacy of a generation raised on violent cartoons like Bugs Bunny and the Road Runner.â€Â
“If you expose children, even peaceful Muslim children, to thousands of hours of Looney Toons, you produce a generation of desensitized brutes,†according to the unnamed CTW spokesman. “They can’t comprehend the real impact of their violent acts, because animated victims of firebombings, gunshots and beheadings always immediately appear, clean and unharmed, in the next scene. The rioters are innocent victims of exported American cartoon culture.â€Â
In order to combat the effects of violent TV, and unwarranted prejudice against Muslims, CTW will introduce a new peace-loving Islamic Muppet character to its flagship Public TV show.
Proceeds from the sales of the new Sesame Street plush toy, ‘Tickle Me Imam’, will go to the United Nations Fund to Aid Islamic Respectability.
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February 7th, 2006 at 9:36 am
I’ll now begin buying more Danish goods and begin boycotting Muslim products as much as humanly possible.
I’ll also now require U.S. lawmakers to convert from non-renewable fossil fuel usage to renewable fuels if they want my vote.
Please pass on this sentiment as much as possible to counteract the unfortunate boycott.
And please publish a good Danish products list, somewhere reliable.
Thanks and good luck to all freedom loving people everywhere.
February 7th, 2006 at 9:49 am
1 Faked Muhammed cartoon identified
Gateway Pundit reports that one of the Muhammed cartoons that was faked by the Danish Imams has been identified. Dennis Nixon at Neander News reports that AP photographer Bob Edme posted this photo on August 15, 2005 in an MSNBC story about the Frenc…
February 7th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Piss Christ vs. Cartoon Jihad
OK, check out this cartoon. It takes many iconic figures - religious, political, and cultural - and gives them the same “bomb” treatment as the now-infamous Danish cartoon featuring Mohammed, shown on the right. Are these so shocking in comparison?
February 10th, 2006 at 11:30 am
Here’s what I see every time I hear of a group of people rioting over some silly cartoons
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