2 Pigs in a Poke and 72 Virginians
You may have received these jokes in e-mail from your Dad. Someone at work may have said, “Hey, ya gotta see this joke!”
Well, here ya go, these just made me laugh! Gunn Nutt has moved to Semper Gratus, and posted these yesterday. I asked if I could steal ‘em and post here. Without delay:
2 Pigs in a Poke
As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says, “Nice pigs, sir.â€The President replies, “These are not pigs, these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Representative Jack Murtha, and I got one for Senator John Kerry.â€
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, “Nice trade, sir.â€
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72 Virginians
When Abu al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!â€Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!†James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!â€
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled “It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.â€
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.
As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al-Zarqawi wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.â€
The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?â€
Cross-posted at Fix4RSO.com
June 28th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it’s conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
June 29th, 2006 at 12:35 am
So, “Stop Bush!”, you’re saying that President Bush ripped ‘em off in the trade? He really should have gotten a few used gerbils from Richard Gere? You’re probably right … two awesome razorbacks is FAR to much for the likes of Murtha and Kerry …
Oh, and have you ever read reports on Iraq and the GWOT from anywhere else than the K-oz? Or, maybe since your only source of media is CNN and Charlie Gibson, things are the way they are for you?
Sad. Maybe some day you’ll find a way to replace the lighbulb that has gone out in your bunker out in the boondocks? You may actually need to get some fresh air and sunlight …