I also shorely am grateful them union-luvin dems had the gumption to stand up ta the likes of the TSA an’ give the pore folk jobs what they ain’t qualified fer, ’cause it keeps ‘em offun the public dole.

An’ mosta all, I’m most grateful fer the dems what runs lousyana, spendin’ my tax dollas where they work best, even though the billions were earmarked fer the dikes. Yessiree, Bob, it was fine of Noggin an’ Blanko ta spend all them dollas on sumthin ’sides the dikes, ’cause them dikes was only pertectin’ the folks, mostly pore, and the money wuz much too important to spend like that.

An’ God bless the dems, they’s all fer sapportin’ our soldiers, long as the soldiers ain’t outta the country terrorizin’ ferrin citizens in the middle of the night, or torturin’ some pore suckers who just happined ta git caught with IED’s or sumpin. Yeh, they’s all fer pertectin’ us.

Republicans clearly aren’t doing enough to end the constant threat of hurricanes. Howard Deans idea is to wear a wizard hat and wave a wand into the sky.

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