Also glad our wonderful jackass Masters helped erect the artificial divisions in the 90s where information couldn’t be shared between intel agencies, and Leaky Leahy did everything he could to give advantage to anyone itching to nip at our country’s heels. With or without you guys in charge, who needs enemies?

Yeah, you libs always have the answers to everything that us dumb ol’ clodbustin’ knuckle draggers just cain’t seem to figger out all right. If it hadn’t a been fer them dumb white guys screwin’ everthing up way back there with the Constitution y’all cudda had all us dummies wrapped up in red tape and double talk 15 or 16 decades ago, just about the time you donkeys were gettin’ real upset about them new Republicans wantin’ to git rid of slavery. Fer cryin’ out loud, don’t us dummies know nuthin’?

This is getting rich!