Michael Moore: Downsize This!

Mmm...Moore

With his usual razor-wit, Gerard Van der Leun reports: “IN WHAT HAS TO BE A BLOW TO CATTLE FUTURES THE WORLD OVER, Michael Moore has evidently decided to diet like a demented Orca.

Yes, according to an eyewitness report, the teeteringly obese Fict-u-mentary maker was seen nursing a pathetic salad this noon at the Pritikin Longevity Center & Spa at the Turnberry Isle Yacht Club in Aventura, Florida.”

We’re shorting McDonald’s stock tomorrow.

It would seem that the self-loathing Mr. Moore has decided to live after all,” writes Van der Leun. “He just won’t be, well, living as large.”

But close friends needn’t worry: His mouth will still be supersized.

4 Responses to “Michael Moore: Downsize This!”

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    [...] However, in her current crusade against Rosie “Ching Chong” O’Donnell (a person we detest one the same level — and equal “weighting” — as Michael Moore), we are concerned that Michelle is inadvertently fueling the powers of political correctness which have already been successful at suffocating the freedom of speech, and stripping honesty from public and private conversations. [...]

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    [...] However, in her current crusade against Rosie “Ching Chong” O’Donnell (a person we detest on the same level — and equal “weighting” — as Michael Moore), we are concerned that Michelle is inadvertently fueling the powers of political correctness which have already been successful at suffocating the freedom of speech by stripping honesty from public and private conversations. [...]

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