Potty-Mouthed Liberals
If a conservative wrote what you’re about to read, just think what the MSM would do with it.
“Whenever a religious conservative says something stupid in public, and we can mark the quarter-hour by their idiotic statements these days, readers urge me to give ‘em the Santorum treatment.
The definition of santorum that my readers whipped up (”that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex”) is a little smear of perfection. [Editors note: Says a lot about his readers] Not only did it forever link Senator Rick Santorum to anal sex, one of his obsessions, but the substance itself is unwelcome and revolting, much like the senator himself. Can we top Santorum/santorum? I doubt it.
As for Bill Frist, yeah, he’s a freakin’ asswipe. But any attempt to attach his name to a sex act will only confuse people. If you tell someone you’re into “fristing” they’re going to think you’re a fist-fucker with a speech impediment. And, really, Bill Frist doesn’t need my help ruining his good name. He’s doing a good job of that all by himself.”
With that kind of piercing analysis (no pun intended), it’s no wonder the conservative dialogue is growing nationally. God bless the red states.
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October 11th, 2006 at 7:02 am
[...] A. To say that I’m proud of what we’ve done to Rick Santorum — my readers and I — is to put it mildly. I don’t like to brag, so I’ll quote Wonkette on our efforts: “No one has done more to ruin Senator Rick Santorum’s good name than sex columnist Dan Savage … with the possible exception of Senator Rick Santorum.” — Dan Savage,* The Village Voice, Oct 3, 2006 [...]