If France Isn’t Gay, Depp Won’t Stay

Liberte or SurrenderGay, in the classic sense of the word.

Back in 2003 Johnny Depp said, “America is dumb, it’s like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive.”

Depp also said that he’d like his kids to see “America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out.” But times have changed.

Hollywood star Johnny Depp is so shocked by the riots raging through France, he’s considering abandoning his home in the country.”

contactmusic.com reports, “The Finding Neverland heart-throb moved to Europe when life in Los Angeles became too violent.”

Can’t a Hollywood liberal find peace and quiet? C’est la vie.

He has since divided time between the two continents - but he fears France will be scarred permanently by the current troubles.

He says, “It’s insane, that setting cars on fire is the new strike.

I went there (to France) to live because it seemed so simple.

Now it’s anything but. I don’t know how they’ll recover from this.”

At last, an honest assessment from a Hollywood liberal. If only Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Martin Sheen and all the others would admit they have no answers, either. Just complaints.

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