Filed Under: Author: Kip Allen, Culture, Humor
To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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Kip Allen is an award-winning broadcast and newspaper journalist currently residing in Southern California. He is a contributor to CaliforniaConservative.org, and you may read more of his work here.
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That’s hilarious…and true. Check out this link for the way Christmas movies would look if the liberals had their way today.
http://thesurfingconservative.com/2007/12/06/its-a-secularprogressive-christmas-charlie-brown-part-ii.aspx
Great blog. Keep up the good work.
–Mike
Comment by Mike — December 14, 2007 @ 8:11 pm
And Barbara Wawa is shocked! Shocked! to recieve a “CHRISTMAS” card from the White House that mentions (gasp!) GOD!
Now I know why she’s on The Vapid, . . .uh I mean The View.
Comment by T. A. Gray — December 15, 2007 @ 1:43 am