Rep. Jefferson’s Files Seized Under Eminent Domain
When the news calls for satire, Scott Ott reports:
(2006-05-25) — Citing the recent Supreme Court eminent domain decision, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales today said the FBI was “operating within the law†when it raided the Congressional office of Rep. William Jefferson, D-LA, over the weekend.
During a bribery and influence peddling probe, Rep. Jefferson allegedly accepted $100,000 from an FBI informant, and hid most of it in his freezer.
The attorney general said the Supreme Court’s 5-4 ruling in last year’s eminent domain case gives the government broad legal rights to take property.
“We plan to use those files for what the court calls a ‘public purpose’,†said Mr. Gonzales. “Of course, with Rep. Jefferson in there, we could have made the case that the office was blighted. But the law no longer requires that.â€
In unrelated news, office supply stores in the Washington D.C. area reportedly sold out of paper shredders early this week.
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