Camels and Cameltoes are in danger and the media decided to turn its back to the cameltoe crisis.
One of the obvious results of global warming is elevated temperatures and hotter summers.
The African Sahara being already one of the driest and hottest …

A friend said that an interesting chap running for president said that Mars was warming too.

He suggested that this might be something larger than just our green house gases.

Of course I could not believe what I was hearing. Aside from the fact that Mars is half the size of earth, twice the distance from the sun and has a year of more than six hundred days, if Mars were warming via the sun’s heat, we would be toast.

Please, come up with someone with matter between their ears before you post them for president. We’ve had enough of Mars people. There’s one in White House. Have you seen his ears?
Peter Roberts
New London, CT

As I understand it, the planets further from the sun than earth are warming at a rate at least as great as the earth is warming.

Now, does it take a verifiable expert scientist to figure out that maybe, just maybe, it’s not our SUVs that are causing those warmings, too? Is it possible that there may be another explanation for the warming?

And as far as “peer-reviewed” goes, if the powers of editing lie entirely with a single point of view, do you suppose that a contrary view will get positive review and publication, especially from a group that’s afraid of its own shadow? For every “expert” (say, some movie starlet, ex-veep or singer, for instance) that tells us the earth will burn to a crisp next week, I can name you a scientist with real credentials in the field of historical meteorology that says this warming is only a part of a natural cycle that’s been happening since time immemorable.

And from what I can deduce, dumb country boy that I am, it is the alarmists that are out in left field (if they’re even in the ballpark), and the (pardon the expression) cooler heads that make sense.

And algore isn’t even in the right book, let alone on the same page.

“Global warming” seems to me to be nothing more than a blatant attempt by some to gain more control over our lives, while living a lifestyle that reflects their own true beliefs about it, what with their private jets, mansions and oversized SUVs.

Look at it this way, daron: When ol’ Fred & I were going to secondary school, Pluto was a planet because scientists (who never, ever make mistakes, right?) said it was.

Now that has been “debunked.”

Which is it, sir? Are we to believe everything infallible “scientists” tell us, even ones with “sterling” reputations?

So, if we are, the world is still flat, phrenology is science, we will find “the missing link” someday, and we really do need to panic because earth will burn to a crisp in another ten years.

Find something real to bitch about.